Bad News for Google’s Customers: Bell Canada Exec is New CFO

Follow the logic.

A Bell Canada veteran heading up the finance dept. of our favorite company, Google.

Can we surmise the following in Google’s future, as part of a new set of “best practices”?

  • Mystery smart-touch services that you didn’t order showing up on your bill
  • Endless phone trees trying to get such problems resolved
  • Irritating advertising involving sarcastic beavers, overpaying Norm Macdonald for voice-overs?
  • When you choose another provider, a volley of direct mail and nonstop barrage of telemarketing calls, begging you to come back?

On the upside:

  • Construction of large, barracks-like facilities in hundreds of cities, employing tens of thousands of people, that will someday become hip loft space when the workers become redundant?
  • Friendly sponsorships of garden parties, golf tournaments, and Mike Weir’s hat?

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